sounds like this came out of a shojo manga…..thiis so precious omgosh i wish this happened to me~!!! <3
congrats on having such a sweet first kiss. i truly hope everything turned out alright in the end for you two anon~!!
My dick is pi inches long
This is fucking me up a bit because like that means my dick is not bigger than 3 inches but yet it’s infinite like wtf
my friday nights consist of me singing old disney songs at the top of my lungs
IF YOU DON’T GET THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PANSEXUALS AND BISEXUALS THEN you’re pretty normal i mean lots of people use the definitions and words interchangeably so your confusion is valid and not at all bigoted as some might say
Avoiding spoilers on tumblr
um hi, my friend wants to know if you think im hot
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
When you’re feeling overwhelmed with your sadness and loss, it’s hard to believe that your life will ever change, or you’ll ever be able to smile or laugh again. But the truth is you will – it won’t always be this bad – and there are things you can do help move on…
i think there is no greater dark magic than the cha-cha slide
you will never get a group of people obeying every command so quickly as you will by putting on that song.
every previous conversation grinds to a halt as everyone goes to the left and then takes it back now y’all
this really works for some people (like 10-30 new followers) so give it a try!
I wonder if any of my friends had a crush on me but then got to know me and were like “haha no, dodged a bullet there.”